Lyrics for "Windows 95"-Song

When I bought it up
brought Windows home and tried to boot it up.

But when I load it up,
it says my memory is not enough.

I'll be runnin' out
I need some extra RAM to fix it up

I have to cough it up
Open my wallet up - it never stops never stops ...

This is Windows 95
It's sucking up my drive
It makes a Pentium fly

But my PC is obsolete
I'll have to buy myself a brand new machine

Stick me up
You suck me in and then you got me hooked

There is so much stuff to buy
I need a new hard drive
It's gonna suck me dry

My 386
don't have the speed
It takes an hour just to bring it up the screen

Oh, no, I'm making software buys
It's making B*ll G*tes come
Yo, you make a rich man come...